you know you're sick when

Your major accomplishment for the day is emptying and reloading the dishwasher -- and you only managed that because you *completely* ran out of glasses and you're trying to stay hydrated.

Then you collapsed in a heap for an hour to recover from all that effort.

Whatever this thing is that's had me running a fever since Friday afternoon is going to get fed to the doctor tomorrow if I'm not better when I wake up.

Yes, I'm taking ibuprofen. As soon as the stuff wears off, the fever comes right back. And as soon as I take the ibuprofen and the fever breaks, I sweat enough to soak my clothes.

This stuff is EVIL.