yet another language use quiz doesn't know what to do with me

Via jaylake.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?ref=opinion&_r=2&

It says my language is least like the city where I was born, and it says my language is most like Salt Lake City and Boise [g].

I always find these kinds of quizzes amusing.