note: I am not trying to spoil anyone's fun

So I would be grateful if nobody picked on me for the following:

But is anyone else as squicked out by BLITEOTW as I am?

I'm apparently too gullible. Either that or people are just too good at writing these things, but I'm usually farther in than I ever needed to be before I realize what's going on, and, well, my brain doesn't need to be scrubbed this frequently...